Tuesday, January 26, 2021

A Learning Experience

Last Sunday, I drove to London to collect Jen, due to her internet being so bad, she couldn't work properly. Before you get your pitchforks ready, we both had coronavirus tests a few days beforehand, and Jen had been self-isolating for several weeks. However, I did not realise the full extent of the weather.

Normally, I would have taken Dad's Range Rover, as my car is very, very noisy on the motorway, and I have insurance that states I cannot do more than 1,500 miles a year. But due to the suspension problems, I felt it unwise to drive it on a 178 mile round trip, so I took the GT-R, with it's summer racing tyres. It was snowing.

When I left Lymington, there was no snow. Driving through the New Forest, there was a superficial amount of snow over the heath. When I arrived at the motorway, it was a bit heavier. Mum had warned me that there was snow around Winchester, and Jen advised me that it was quite bad in London. But based on what I could see, it would be scary, but doable. It was not doable.

The other side of Basingstoke was a disaster. There was only one and a half lanes open. Any time someone changed lanes, snow sprayed everywhere. Whenever I had to change lanes, I could feel the car react. At one point I had to break, and the entire car lost control and began to drift sideways. Luckily, it has traction control, and trick four-wheel/rear-wheel drive. So combined with many years of playing racing video games, I knew what to do and had it under control almost instantly. The road and weather conditions got worse on the approach to London.

Once I was in the capital and on the side roads, I discovered that I had absolutely no traction whatsoever. My breaks were completely useless, and accelerating away from a traffic light had to be done at a snail's pace. Having survived a few close calls, I finally made it to Jen's road, which had cars parked either side, and an ambulance coming towards me.

Despite nearly hitting two parked cars, I made it, but decided to park in front of someone's drive temporarily, rather than risk further one lane roads. The exact second I got out, the residents pulled up in their pickup truck, so I had to move. Luckily, there was a very convenient spot nearby, and close to the main road. Jen's father helped us load the car, and we made off for home.

Not a single problem followed. Breaks worked, traction was there, and the now empty motorways were virtually cleared of snow. If only I had left two hours later.

Friday, January 08, 2021

Creeping Into 2021

Everyone's cautiously entering 2021, due to what happened last year. Even without the pandemic, it's been pretty rough for the last 12 months. At least I have a job that, while it doesn't pay very well, covers the bills, and keeps food in my belly. Jen is still stuck in London, but at least she's safe and sound. The government is saying this will be the last lockdown, but with these new variants of the virus doing the rounds, I'm not letting my guard down just yet.