Probably

Everyone in England: "I love hot weather!"

Everyone in England when they realise no one has air conditioning: "oh shit."

Sports Day

Lewis Hamilton won the British Grand Prix. Andy Murray won Wimbledon. Brock Lesnar won his match last night. And the European Championship final is happening right now! It's sports day!

My contract cut got short again. The third time in a row. I hope it's not because I smell. Whatever the reason, I'm taking the rest of next week off. In the summertime when the weather is fine...