I found out today that I'm one of the few people in the office my age that hasn't started getting wrinkles. Not sure how much longer that's going to be the case, but I think I'm a bit more preocupied with hair loss at the moment.
I went to Asda to find out if they had fans, or something of that nature (to drown out the tv next door), only to find they had neither fans, nor heaters. Might have to go to Argos and see if they have any.