"Gains"

Here's a fun little story.

I was at Mum and Dad's this evening, and just before I left I was leaning against the counter. "What's that big bump on your arm?" Mum said. "Where did that come from?"

I looked down and responded "That is a tricep. It's a muscle." I may not still be in as good a shape as I was at 21, but considering I've not got over 15 years more wear & tear, I reckon I must not be doing too bad.