Train Hobos

The other day on the train, the rarely used announcement came on that said "beggars sometimes ride the train, don't give them money."

Everyone on board laughed and one girl went "how rude!"

One of my friends pointed out that they'd have a hard time getting on in the first place as many stations have barriers to stop you getting on without a ticket. And to avoid those awkard 'Casablanca' style goodbyes.